FOLLOW YOUR BLISS

If your looking for a pick-up line that will immediately elicit a response from your date, look no further than this review...These lines are great for dating relationships, burgeoning romantic relationships, or just trying to be a player. These can be seen as lines on how to get girls or guys--or guys and girls--or just to get your ass kicked....hahahaha...good times....

****Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

****Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

****I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

****You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.


****Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

****Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

****I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

****I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

****Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away.

****If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

****Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I've seem to have lost mine.

****If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?.....hahaha...

****You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

****If we were the alphabet I would put U and I together.

****You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening.

****What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.

****You look like someone I know.

**** Do you come here often?

****I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

****Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

****The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

****That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!

****Hey, I didnt know angels flew so low.

****Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

****If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you.

****I wasnt sure if you were a beautiful angel or a sexy devil, but now that I'm close
see heaven in your eyes.
****I know how to please a woman.

****Did it hurt when you fell? [Girl: Huh?] When you fell from heaven?

****It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally
checking you out!!

****I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

****If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

****You: Your father must have been a thief.
Them: Huh?
You: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

****You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

****If you were a booger I would pick you first.

****The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

****If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

****Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

****Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?

****I've been wondering, do your lips taste as good as they look?

****I think there's something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off you.

****Nice legs, what time do they open?

****I was wondering if you have a moment to spare for me to hit on you?

****What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

****You're ugly, but you intrigue me...

****Can you take me to the bakery? Because, I want a Cutiepie like you..

****Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?

****Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

****You turn my software into hardware!

****Was your Dad a baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns.

****Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

>>>>>>>hahhahahahahah..... hope you like it guys!!!